Thursday 7 March 2013

Sparkle

Alas, Sean's season is coming to a close. As I haven't blogged much this time around, it's time to go through all the best and biggest moments, fights, women, etc!

A few thoughts on the ladies:

Ashlee: I truly thought she would be the one standing in the end. As the rose ceremony grew nearer on that fateful night in Thailand, it became quite clear that Sean was going to say goodbye. Watching the video that Ashlee made for Sean was borderline excruciating. ("You make me whole", "You're my soulmate", etc). It just seemed like she has trouble letting go of her serious side and having fun. She was clearly pissed when she didn't get the rose, but I can't say I blame her for hasty exit.

Ashley P: What NOT to do at the first cockail party:
1) Make Fifty Shades of Grey references (with props)
2) Get shitfaced
3) Talk incessantly about how much your mom loves Sean. To Sean.

Desiree: Officially the next Bachelorette! She was definitely one of the most likeable of the ladies this season. We'll be seeing her again- May 20th!

Kacie: I would actually like to see her as the Bachelorette at some point. As stoked as I was to see her come back, I just didn't see it with her and Sean. It's too bad she got caught between the others' drama, and if she should have learned anything from Ben's season, it would be to refrain from repeating drama to the Bachelor (unless asked!).

Lesley: I just plain and simple love this lady! She's gorgeous, hilarious, and sweet. I really have nothing bad to say about her, except that I wish she could have voiced her feelings for Sean.

Paige: Not sure what this girl's deal is, joining the Bachelor right after being on Bachelor Pad. I think she is simply a huge fan of the show who wants to be on/fall in love on television and I just felt totally rattled watching her walk back into the house.

Sarah: I couldn't get through this without at least mentioning Sarah and how wonderful she is. I have a feeling that after being on the show, Mr Right will not be long finding his way to Sarah.

Selma: I really have zero comment about the whole kissing on tv thing, or lack thereof. Ultimately, I think Selma has a good head on her shoulders; she's well-spoken, smart, and beautiful. She knows who she is and what she wants.

Alright. Here we are.

Tierra: Breakdown of events as I remember them:

1) Tierra get first rose upon stepping out of limo at the first cocktail party
2) Sean comes to pick up Ashlee for one-on-one. Tierra throws herself *ahem* falls down the stairs of the mansion and thereafter refuses to go to the hospital when paramedics arrives. She receives attention from Sean (with a big ugly smile on her face).
3) During a group date, a sobbing Tierra pulls Sean aside to tell him she can't go on anymore (referring to living in the house with all the women, barely getting time with him). She then gets the group date rose.
4) Tierra surprises Sean by going to see him during a group date (that she was not a part of). Later that evening she proceeds to cheat Jackie out of the rose on the two-on-one date.
5) After the polar bear plunge in Lake Louise, Tierra goes into some shaking/hypothermia induced fit. After again getting special attention from Sean as she recovers in bed- she is conveniently well enough to join the group date that evening.
6) After she and Ashlee have a blowup, Sean enters to *SHOCK* Tierra's head in hands, blubbering like a lunatic. A lightbulb FINALLY goes off in Sean's head, and he sends her packing on the spot.

End Scene.                            

Now, there may very well be a fantastic, sparkling woman in there somewhere, but come on... If you are that starved for attention, the last place you should be is inside the Bachelor mansion. I can't even use any more brain power on this subject.

I'd better wrap this up before I get riled up. For the last note, I will say that Sean is without a doubt one of the greatest Bachelors to date. I think his best move was asking Ashlee about Tierra. It's exactly was I'd wished Ben would have done with Courtney (things would have turned out differently I believe).

Will it be Lindsay or Catherine?



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